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Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
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