Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!

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