Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!

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