Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.

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