Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!

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