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Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
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