Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!

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