Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!

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