Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!

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