Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?

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