Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!

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