Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!

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