Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door

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