Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.

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