Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!

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