Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!

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