Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!

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