Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?

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