Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door

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