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Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
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Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
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Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
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Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
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Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
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Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
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Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
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Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
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Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
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Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
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