Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?

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