Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

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