Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!

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