Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!

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