Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!

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