Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!

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