Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

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