Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!

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