Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!

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