Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.

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