Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!

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