Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!

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