Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!

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