Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!

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