Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?

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