Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!

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