Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!

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