Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!

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