Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.

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