Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!

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