Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.

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