Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!

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