Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!

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