Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!

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