Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!

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