Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!

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