Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!

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