Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!

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