Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.

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