Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

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