Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!

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