Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.

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