Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.

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