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Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
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