Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.

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