Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!

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