Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?

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