Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!

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