Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!

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