Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.

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