Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.

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