Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!

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