Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.

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