Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?

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