Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.

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