Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!

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