Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

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