Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!

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