Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!

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