Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!

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