Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!

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