Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

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