Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

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