Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?

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