Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?

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