Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.

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