Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.

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