Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.

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