Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.

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