Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!

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