Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?

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