Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!

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