Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?

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