Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.

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