Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?

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