Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.

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