Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!

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