Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!

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