Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!

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