Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!

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