Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.

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