Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!

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