Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.

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