Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!

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