Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?

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