Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!

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