Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!

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