Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!

We Have Hundreds of Knock Knock Jokes