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Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
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