Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.

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