Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!

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