Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!

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