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Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
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