Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.

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