Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!

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