Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!

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