Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!

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