Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!

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