Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!

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