Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!

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