Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?

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