Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!

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