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Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
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