Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia

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