Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!

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