Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

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