Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.

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