Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?

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