Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
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