Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!

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