Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!

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