Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!

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