Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.

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