Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!

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