Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!

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