Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.

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