Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!

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