Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?

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