Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!

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