Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!

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