Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.

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