Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!

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