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Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
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