Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!

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