Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!

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