Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!

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