Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!

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