Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!

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