Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

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