Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
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