Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

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