Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!

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