Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!

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