Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!

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