Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?

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