Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!

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