Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!

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