Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.

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