Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.

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