Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!

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