Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.

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