Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!

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