Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!

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