Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?

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