Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!

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