Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!

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