Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!

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