Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.

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