Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?

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