Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!

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