Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.

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