Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!

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