Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!

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