Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?

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