Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.

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