Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!

We Have Hundreds of Knock Knock Jokes