Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!

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