Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.

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