Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.

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