Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!

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