Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!

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