Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!

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