Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.

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