Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!

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