Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.

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