Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!

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