Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.

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