Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?

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