Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.

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