Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.

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