Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.

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