Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!

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