Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!

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