Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!

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