Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?

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