Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!

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