Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

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