Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!

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