Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?

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