Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.

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