Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!

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