Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

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