Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.

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