Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!

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