Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!

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