Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!

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