Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.

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