Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

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