Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?

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