Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.

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