Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!

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