Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!

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