Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.

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