Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!

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