Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!

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