Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!

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