Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?

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