Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!

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