Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!

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