Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!

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