Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!

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