Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!

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