Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!

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