Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?

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