Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.

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