Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?

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