Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!

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