Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!

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