Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!

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