Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!

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