Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!

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