Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.

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