Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!

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