Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!

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