Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?

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