Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.

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