Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?

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