Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?

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