Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!

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