Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!

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