Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?

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