Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?

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