Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

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