Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?

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