Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?

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