Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

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