Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!

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