Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!

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