Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!

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