Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!

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