Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!

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