Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?

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