Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!

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