Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.

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