Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.

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