Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.

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