Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!

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