Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!

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