Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!

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