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Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
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