Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!

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