Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!

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