Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia

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