Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?

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