Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!

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