Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!

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