Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

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