Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?

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