Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!

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