Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!

We Have Hundreds of Knock Knock Jokes