Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!

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