Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?

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