Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!

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