Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!

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