Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!

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