Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.

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