Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!

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