Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!

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