Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!

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