Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!

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