Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.

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