Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.

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