Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!

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