Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.

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