Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.

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