Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?

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