Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!

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