Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!

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