Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.

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