Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.

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