Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?

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