Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!

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