Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?

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