Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!

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