Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.

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