Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

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