Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?

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