Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!

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