Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!

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