Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!

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