Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?

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