Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

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