Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.

We Have Hundreds of Knock Knock Jokes