Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.

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