Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!

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