Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

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