Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!

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