Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

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