Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!

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