Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!

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