Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?

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