Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.

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