Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!

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