Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!

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