Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

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