Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!

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