Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?

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