Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.

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