Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?

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