Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!

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