Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!

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