Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!

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