Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?

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