Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.

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