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Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
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