Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

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