Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!

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