Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.

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