Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!

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