Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!

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