Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.

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