Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!

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