Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
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