Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?

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