Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?

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