Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?

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