Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.

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