Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

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