Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!

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