Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Tail
Tail
who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!

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