Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?

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