Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.

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