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Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
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