Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
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