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Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
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