Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!

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