Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!

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