Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!

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