Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!

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