Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!

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