Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.

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