Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.

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