Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!

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