Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!

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