Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!

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