Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!

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