Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.

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