Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!

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