Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!

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