Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!

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