Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!

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