Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!

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