Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.

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