Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop
who?
You do what?
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!

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