Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!

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