Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!

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