Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!

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