Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!

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