Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch
who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!

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