Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.

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