Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!

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