Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs
who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny
who?
Benny thing happen to you today?
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali
who?
Ali wanna do get out of this cold!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan back! I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.

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