Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
U.R.
U.R.
who?
U.R.A.Q.T.
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?

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