Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in already!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?

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