Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray
who?
Murray Christmas everyone!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya
who?
Maya come in?
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!

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