Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe
who?
One shoe play with me?
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott
who?
Scott to be a way to get in!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!

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