Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Toby
Toby
who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

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