Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Hailey.
Hailey
who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!

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