Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma
who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you let me in? It's freezing out here!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!

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