Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
I butter not tell you.
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
I love.
I love
who?
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!

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