Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Kareem.
Kareem
who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
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