Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule
who?
Yule never know!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls
who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana
who?
Nana your business.
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants
who?
Ants are the door please.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura
who?
Maura the merrier!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!

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