Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy
who?
Icy you in there! Let me in!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott
who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad
who?
Brad news, I'm afraid!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!

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