Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Says.
Says
who?
Says me, that's who!
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe
who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant
who?
Don't worry, I Wood Ant hurt you!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Bean
Bean
who?
Bean waiting here forever, let me in!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Huron
Huron
who?
Huron time for once.
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?

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