Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
CD.
CD
who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil
who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?

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