Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee
who?
Knee'd you ask?
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma
who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!

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