Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy my set of keys?
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!

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