Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Doorbell Repairman.
Doorbell Repairman
who?
Ding Dong! My work is done here.
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight
who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel
who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe
who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut
who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?

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