Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey
who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the way home?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip
who?
Phillip your pool, I want to take a swim!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley
who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey
who?
Mickey is lost!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe
who?
Europe to no good!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Robin
Robin
who?
Robin anybody is against the law.
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!

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