Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara
who?
Sara-nother way in?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma
who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah
who?
Keep Uriah on the door!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper
who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!

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