Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur
who?
Arfur got!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey
who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover
who?
Hoover you expecting?
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
Dora's locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!

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