Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson
who?
What's on TV tonight?
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo
who?
Jo-king!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham
who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes
who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau
who?
Juneau what time it is?
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!

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