Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh
who?
Hugh da man!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Haden.
Haden
who?
Haden go seek!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah nothing until you let me in!
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Neil.
Neil
who?
Neil down and you'll be able to see me!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred
who?
Alfred of the dark.
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock
who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides
who?
Euripides pants & you'll pay.
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day someone will know who I am.
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Anudder.
Anudder
who?
Anudder mosquito bite me!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.

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