Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome
who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value be my Valentine!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Irish stew
Irish stew
who?
Irish stew you in the name of the law.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Otto
Otto
who?
Otto know, but I can't remember.
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna
who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise
who?
Disguise your best friend!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water you doing in my house?
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.

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