Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Who's there?
Carmon.
Carmon
who?
Carmon let me in already!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive right next door to you.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon
who?
Icon leave if you want me to.
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent
who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who's there?
Les.
Les
who?
Les go outside!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Hebrews.
Hebrews
who?
Hebrews some good coffee, I can smell it here!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity
who?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima
who?
Ima ready to come in!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore
who?
Theodore was locked so I knocked!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow-one is going to open the door?
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany
who?
Zany-body home?
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
You've seen that TV show too?
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab
who?
Crab me a snack, and open the door!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle
who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig
who?
Twig or tweat!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!

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