Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Water
Water
who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
who?
Cantaloupe, I'm already married.
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots
who?
Dots for me to know!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher
who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Omelet
Omelet
who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha
who?
Sacha great question!
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn
who?
Osborn today, it's my birthday!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold enough out here to freeze, let me in!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion
who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.

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