Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Marsha.
Marsha
who?
Marsha-mellows are great for roasting.
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl you be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee
who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto
who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo
who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Banana split!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex-plain later!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe
who?
Canoe come over here?
Who's there?
Amaryllis
Amaryllis
who?
Amaryllis sick of these knock knock jokes.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank
who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica great friend!
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.

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