Who's there?
Meg.
Meg
who?
Meg up your mind! Are you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Mara.
Mara
who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow business of yours!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Beaver.
Beaver
who?
Beaver-y quite and I'll tell you.
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil
who?
Pencil fall down without your belt.
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady
who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke
who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal
who?
Halloo to you too!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Who's there?
Summertime.
Summertime
who?
Summertime you ask too many questions!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.

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