Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo
who?
Woo who! Let’s party!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain
who?
Cain you let me in please?
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch
who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door
Who's there?
Wah
Wah
who?
Hey, you don't have to get so excited!
Who's there?
Alda
Alda
who?
Alda time I knew it was you.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin
who?
Urchin is rather pointy.
Who's there?
Olive
Olive
who?
Olive over there.
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue
who?
Argue going to let me in?
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Tracker.
Tracker
who?
Tracker treat!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle
who?
Fiddle make you happy, I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda open the door and see?
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena
who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?

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