Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora
who?
Aurora just came from a lion outside! Let me in!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay
who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to come in please!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae
who?
Mae-be I'll tell you and Mae-be I won't!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas open the door!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing
who?
Whooooo, whoooo, whoooo!
Who's there?
Imma.
Imma
who?
Imma gettin' cold, open the door!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice
who?
Orange Juice going to invite me in?
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Area.
Area
who?
Area there? It's me!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline
who?
Feline good now that you know I'm here.
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
I am.
I am
who?
You mean you don't know who you are?
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya
who?
Kenya please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile
who?
It's Chile out here, let me in?
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat
who?
Cat come in, the door is locked!
Who's there?
Grover
Grover
who?
Grover there and get me the key to the door!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam
who?
Adam my way I'm coming through!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil
who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore
who?
Eyesore do love you!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry
who?
Barry nice to see you!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange
who?
Orange you glad to see me?

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