Who's there?
Sam.
Sam
who?
Sam day you'll recognize me.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga
who?
No, Kanga roo!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex
who?
Convex go to prison!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter
who?
It's butter if you don't know!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent
who?
Kent you tell, I'm standing right here!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear
who?
Ear you are! I've been looking for you!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Police
Police
who?
Police, can I stop telling knock knock jokes!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo
who?
Are you an owl?
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
To.
To
who?
No, to whom.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats
who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey
who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina
who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Impatient Pirate.
Impatient Pirate
wh-
ARRRRRRRR!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue
who?
Issue blind? It's me!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd
who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop
who?
Ha Ha, made you say poo-poo!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita
who?
Anita to have the door opened!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris
who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel
who?
Weasel be late if you don't hurry up.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor
who?
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