Who's there?
Razor.
Razor
who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don't care!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle
who?
Danielle so loud! I heard you the first time!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl
who?
Daryl never be anyone with as many questions as you!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy
who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless
who?
I didn't sneeze!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee
who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken
who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank
who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia
who?
Ammonia little kid!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel
who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open the door!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Haman.
Haman
who?
Haman, open up, it's hot out here!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice joke be over?
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi
who?
Kiwi come inside?
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip
who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana keep knocking!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Who.
Who
who?
Is there an owl in here?
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea
who?
Althea later alligator!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Lecture.
Lecture
who?
Lecture go inside first.
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun
who?
Nun of your business!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch
who?
Want a tissue?
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!

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