Who's there?
Linda.
Linda
who?
Linda hand and open this door!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to open the door?
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway
who?
Norway I'll leave until you open the door!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot
who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin
who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell
who?
W-H-O
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery
who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe help me get in?
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino
who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill
who?
Churchill be held on Sunday!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa
who?
Iowa big apology for breaking your doorbell.
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
Marie.
Marie
who?
Marie me? I love you!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel
who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat
who?
Bat you'll never guess!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
William.
William
who?
William mind your own business!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon
who?
Yukon open the door and find out!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch
who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log
who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut be afraid, it's just me!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!

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