Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion
who?
Passion through and thought I'd stop by!
Who's there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police hurry, I'm freezing out here!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
Owen are you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne
who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska-nother person if you don't know.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia, and my pizza!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
H.
H
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio
who?
Radio not, here I come!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon
who?
Babylon, I'm not listening anyway.
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster
who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ
who?
Champ-oo your hair, it smells!
Who's there?
Ima
Ima
who?
What's a who?
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle
who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe come out and play?
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner
who?
Winner you going to open the door?
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca
who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow
who?
Take Meow to the ball game!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut
who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Who's there?
Athena
Athena
who?
Athena flying saucer.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana
who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Who's there?
Noise.
Noise
who?
Noise to see you! How have you been?
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl
who?
Carl pick us up in 10 minutes!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew
who?
Honeydew you want to hear another knock knock joke?
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea
who?
Guinea high five!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie
who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who's there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone
who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany
who?
Germany people are in there?
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah
who?
Isaiah-gain, knock, knock!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny
who?
Some bunny has locked me out!

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