Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat
who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who...
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is locked, open up!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan
who?
Toucan play at this game, who are you?
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona new car!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Beef.
Beef
who?
Beef-or I get cold, you'd better let me in!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl will you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome money through the slot and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida like to come in.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise
who?
Denise are above the ankles.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
India.
India
who?
India pendant thinker I see!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe
who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I'm starving!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja
who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey
who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Who's there?
No one.
No one
who?
(silence)
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos
who?
Amos quito bit me!
Who's there?
Greta.
Greta
who?
You're Greta-ing on my nerves!
Who's there?
Will.
Will
who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo
who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos
who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Who's there?
Al.
Al
who?
Al stop knocking if you let me in.
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy
who?
Hominy times are you going to ask me?
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go
who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Major.
Major
who?
Major laugh.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears
who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho
who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi
who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood
who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!

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