Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan
who?
Ivan idea you know who it is!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow
who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you?
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete
who?
Pete-za's here!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug
who?
Bugging you, that's who!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard
who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken
who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue
who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire
who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry
who?
Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa
who?
Santa email I'd be here, and you still make me wait in the cold!
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa
who?
Mischa the last time, glad you're here!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo
who?
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor
who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive
who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby
who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne
who?
Wayne is really coming down out here, open the door!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Adair
Adair
who?
Adair once, but I'm bald now.
Who's there?
Amahl
Amahl
who?
Amahl shook up.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets
who?
Beets me!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran
who?
Iran over here as quickly as a could to tell you something!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan
who?
Juan to open the door?
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal
who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Who's there?
Ah chu.
Ah chu
who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Ratio.
Ratio
who?
Ratio outside!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy
who?
Wendy you think we'll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle
who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona
who?
Iona lottery!
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom
who?
Sodom earlier, but I didn't talk to them.
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess
who?
Jess me!
Who's there?
Value.
Value
who?
Value let me in? It's hot out here!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee
who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door.

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