Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream
who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in!
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Who's there?
Indonesia.
Indonesia
who?
Let me in, I'm weak Indonesia
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta
who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf me alone!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice
who?
Venice your door going to open?
Who's there?
Russian.
Russian
who?
Why are you Russian me?
Who's there?
From.
From
who?
You mean from whom.
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial
who?
Wait, how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Who's there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda
who?
Hacienda of the joke!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy what I saw?!
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht
who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah
who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive
who?
Beehive yourself!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold
who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Who's there?
Sombrero
Sombrero
who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald
who?
Oswald my gum!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana
who?
Ivana come in!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar
who?
Omar goodness! I have the wrong house!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes
who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva
who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida
who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda
who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe open the door?
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven
who?
Heaven seen you in forever!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter
who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya
who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie body home?
Who's there?
Anie.
Anie
who?
Anie one you like!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf
who?
Leaf the door open next time!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice
who?
Candice get any better?
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle
who?
Aisle see you around!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Who's there?
Archibald
Archibald
who?
Archibald on the top of your head?
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo
who?
Bingo'ng to come here and see you!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss
who?
Tiss-who? Do you need to blow your nose?
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla
who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!

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